This is not your typical astrology reading.
Specifically: this is a guided, multi-session online astrology reading designed to help you understand, integrate, and actually use your birth chart in real life — infused with ancient myth as my secret spice.
The Astrology Journey is for the dreamers, explorers and curious humans. The ones who spot a hidden garden door tangled in ivy and immediately think… I wonder what’s through there.
For those who read song lyrics like sacred texts. Who see life as an interactive narrative, and want to experiment with their own plot lines instead of just watching the timeline scroll by.
If you want to build confidence in your decision making process, sharpen your intuitive skills… to basically feel like you ARE the King Arthur of your own story and you’re committed to taking ownership of Excalibur (i.e. your personal power and innate awesomeness) — let’s work together.
Meet the Team
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What is the Astrology Journey?
Your classic online astrology reading, reimagined as a spacious, integrative journey.
Instead of cramming your entire birth chart or astro weather forecast into a single one-hour session, your Astrology Journey unfolds over time — so you actually have space to digest and ask considered questions.
Instead of an information dump, you receive:
Clarity.
Spaciousness.
Integration.
And mythological stories you can return to again and again.
This is astrology designed to land, not just impress.
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What's Included?
Your Astrology Journey (aka your upgraded first-class astrology reading ticket)
🐚 Initial 30-Minute Zoom Chat: A casual meet and intention-setting conversation
🦪 Personal Questionnaire: To help align your journey with what actually matters to you
🤍 Personalized PDF of Your Astrology Insights: Bespoke, beautiful, clear, and designed to be revisited
🦪 60-Minute Guided Video Walkthrough of Your PDF: Recorded by me — including my extra special spice, mythological stories and archetypes relevant to your chart
🐚 Final 30-Minute Zoom Chat: For review, reflection, questions, and integration
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Who is it for?
If you want to participate in, learn about, and take radical ownership of your life, then I’m the astrologer for you.
I’m not a good fit if you want me to make decisions for you, tell you exactly what will happen on xyz-dates, or take away your personal agency.
I AM for you if you want to feel like you’ve got the most bad-ass awesome support (from both me and whichever cosmic assistants you connect with).
Your astrologer (i.e. me — hello, hi 👋) has Saturn AND Uranus on the Ascendant. Translation? I love things that are classy, considered, and that actually work — and I also love to break the rules. If you love what is tried and true, but you also want to draw outside the lines, we just might be the perfect cosmic match.
P.S. Couples, co-workers, best friends — or any pair — can book the Astrology Journey at no additional cost. The session will then focus on your relationship dynamic.
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What Type of Astrology?
Modern, Western Astrology
I work under the umbrella of Western Astrology.
I lean more towards a modern, psychological and archetypal perspective.
I do not follow traditional or Hellenistic techniques, but I do use traditional rulerships and the Whole Sign house system.
I’m able to provide astrological insights based on the following techniques: natal chart analysis, natal moon phase analysis, transit timing, progressions timing, progressed moon phase timing, synastry and composite charts for relationships, electional astrology, locational astrology, and (of course) mythology and storytelling!
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How Much Does it Cost?
$500
Many people only have one astrology reading in their lifetime. If that’s you, this is truly the best astrology reading to choose.
Imagine having a clear, lasting reference to your birth chart and key life themes, explored across two conversations, a personalised PDF, and a guided walk-through, that you can return to again and again.
This experience is especially powerful as a yearly (or every two years) check-in — an opportunity to align with your current astrological weather and consciously prepare for the year ahead. If this is what you’re seeking, booking around your birthday is my recommendation.
Or, if you’re planning a significant event — such as a marriage date, business launch, or other major milestone — this is a powerful investment to help you feel confident with your date selection.
While a traditional one-hour session offers a meaningful snapshot, the Astrology Journey unfolds across multiple touchpoints (more like receiving three astrology readings) allowing for deeper understanding, reflection, and real integration, rather than trying to absorb everything in a single conversation.
WHY THIS ISN’T YOUR TYPICAL ONLINE ASTROLOGY READING.
You know how your favorite Taylor Swift songs make you feel seen, understood, and emotionally fluent? That's how you'll feel about YOUR LIFE after this journey.
Most online astrology readings are squeezed into a single one-hour session. It’s classic. It’s tradition. And it can be wildly illuminating… for about five minutes.
Then real life kicks in and suddenly you’re wondering: Wait — what is my Moon sign again? Did she say Aquarius is doing something weird with my Venus?
The insights fade like a half-remembered dream. Your Astrology Journey is designed differently.
Your Astrology Journey Roadmap (aka what to expect)
We’ll cross three distinct thresholds together.
THRESHOLD ONE: ORIENTATION
Getting Clear And Setting The Course
Book your initial 30-minute Zoom call. Provide your birth details (exact time optional, but a huge bonus). Complete your Personal Questionnaire.
In our first call, we’ll clarify what you want from your online astrology reading & identify the key themes I’ll focus on in your PDF and walkthrough.
THRESHOLD two: Exploration
Immerse Into Your Star Story
I create your personalized PDF astrology presentation. You receive a 60-minute (approx.) guided video walkthrough to deepen understanding, and take some time to steep in your own astrological story.
Delivery usually takes 10 days, except when exact birth times are pending or you want extra time with your questionnaire.
THRESHOLD three: integration
Merging your understanding into daily life
Book your final 30-minute Zoom call. Share what has stood out for you. Ask questions and explore how to integrate your astrological insights into daily life.
This is where astrology becomes lived experience. Not just information.